*BREAKING NEWS*
Lockdown New guidelines !
The ladies here by declare their new guidelines & policies during lockdown period with immidiate effect.
The Kitchen will be opened for only Emergency Services.
Emergency services includes:
1. breakfast 8 am to 9 am
2. lunch. 1 pm to 2 pm
3. Dinner. 8 pm to 9 pm
(In Limited quantity & varierty)
Afternoon & night snacks stands cancelled.
Tea or Coffee only 2 cups per day - 1 in morning & 1 at night.
(Can further be reduced to one per day if needed)
The same shall be served in disposable plates & cups.
If this lock down continues for few more weeks, ( from the above mentioned time frame ), yet other services may have to be cancelled as well, either partially or completely.
No guests or friends will be allowed either for breakfast, luch or dinner. Only neighbours will be permitted to join for the morning tea.
Food parcels will be allowed only on Sundays for entire family in liew of lunch or dinner.
No discussions allowed about the taste, quality and quantity of the food.
WE REPEAT, NO DISCUSSIONS
News channels will be permitted for 30 minutes in morning, after noon & evening timings shall be scheduled as per our convinience.
No A/C will be allowed during night times. Only fans permitted.
Ironing of all clothes suspended till further advise. No new clothes allowed for wearing while at home. Washing of clothes shall be done twice a week.
Dos & don'ts at home shall be announced on daily basis as & when needed.
This notice is implemented with immediate effect which is subject to change from time to time.
Dusting, Washing & cleaning will be given to everyone by rotation with no excuse.
Only available vegitables will be served with no choice & no extra salad or papad or chatni.
New advisory with change in schedule or menu will be issued as and when necessary.
Stay Safe at home too with the wife and be careful with your words, looks, attitudes and tones. Heavy penalty to be imposed in terms of gold jewellery or vacation tour for non compliance, please note.
BY THE ORDER OF HM, THE ULTIMATE BOSS OF THE HOUSE.
With first & final warning by the order of Minister of your home affairs.
House WIFE.❤
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