Jokes

🤣Wonderful Definitions*🤣 *School* A place where Parents pay and children play *Life Insurance* A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich. *Nurse*: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills. *Marriage* It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.. *Tears* The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower. *Lecture* An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either" *Conference* The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present. *Conference Room* A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on *Father* A banker provided by nature *Criminal* A person no different from the rest ....except that he/she got caught *Boss* Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early *Politician* One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after *DOCTOR* A person who holds your ills by pills, and kills you by bills. *Smile* A curve that can set a lot of things straight. *Office* A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life. *Yawn* The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth. *Etc*. A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do. *Committee* Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together. *Atom Bomb* An invention to end all inventions. *Laughter makes life* *Easy*..!!😂 Source: Whatsapp