_*Moms will be Moms...*_
_*Doesn’t matter who you are. Listed below are sample of some Mom's talk.*_
_*Issac Newton's Mother--*_
_"But did you wash the apple before eating it?"_
_*Archimedes's Mother--*_
_"Didn't you have any shame running naked in the street from? And, WHO is this girl Eureka???”_
_*Thomas Edison's Mother--*_
_"Of course I am proud that you invented the electric bulb. Now turn it off and get to bed!!!"_
_*Abraham Lincoln's Mother--*_
_"Now that you have become President for heaven's sake get rid of that shabby tailcoat and stovepipe hat, and buy yourself a decent outfit."_
_*James Watt's Mother--*_
_"If you just keep watching that damn lid lifting and dropping, rice will be burnt. Turn off the stove now."_
_*Alexander Graham Bell's Mother--*_
_"You have installed this new silly thing in the house alright, but I do not want girls calling you at odd hours."_
_*Galileo Galilei's Mother--*_
_"What use is seeing that goddamn moon with your telescope if it does not help me to see my mother in Milano."_
_*Samuel Morse's Mother--*_
_"Make sure your school report card doesn't have only dashes and dots.”_
_*Mona Lisa's Mother--*_
_"After all that money your father and I spent on your braces, is that the best smile you can give us?"_
_*Michelangelo's Mother--*_
_"Can't you paint on walls like other children? Do you have any idea how hard it is to get that stuff off the ceiling?"_
_*Albert Einstein's Mother--*_
_"Can't you do something about your hair ? Use styling gel or something?"_
_*Bill Gates's Mother--*_
_"You keep browsing all day long; watch out if I ever catch you on any adult web-site."_
_*Danial Fahrenheit's Mother--*_
_"Stop playing with boiling water and let me make tea."_
_*Georg Ohm's Mother--*_
_"I don't like you resisting everything I say."_
_*Robert Boyle's Mother--*_
_"If your volume is really inversely proportional to pressure, you must be having a constipation. Take a laxative."_
_*Alessandro Volta's Mother--*_
_"It is shocking to see you all the while dipping those copper and zinc rods in that beaker.”_
_*Andre Ampere’s Mother--*_
_“Apart from fooling around all the time shall you ever find time to glance through your current books!”_
_*Socrates's Mother--*_
_"If you keep drinking from any cup, it is not necessary that you will also survive like Meera Bai."_
_*Christopher Columbus’ Mother--*_
_"I don't care what you were busy discovering and where, you could still have dropped a two line letter!”_
_*Dedicated to All Mothers*_
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